there's a leak in the sink

©bobbi plentovich "living sculpture- the pirate ship" 2014 pvc, chicken wire, lots of zip ties, paint tarps, netting, rope, spray foam, feathers, mini marshmellows, styrofoam, acrylic paint, spray paint, etc

     howdy campers, what a fabulous day it is!...and by the way, how are your'e goals going?......well if you are struggling remember, today is a new day!!!....you can do it!!!!......and my goals?......well, this whole streamline thing is working but taking alot of time....so it's like i try to streamline something, which in turn makes something else not so streamlined, so now i have to redo that thing too, which means the first thing i did that worked is now obsolete, go back to square one and fix that and now anything i've done since then is all off kilter, and then i don't know where i am............and that took all day...ha ha................i guess this is where having a secretary comes in handy...................so i plug on.....
          hey remember that comic strip...the pluggers...or i think that's what it was called......kinda of a comic approach to blue collar life.......which i guess if you are living the blue collar life....count me in.......maybe it's not so funny......but really if you don't laugh at yourself you'll go crazy......or in some cases both things are happening at the same time....once again count me in...ha ha..............see, that was a "laughing at myself crazy laugh".......and to add to my streamlining,  i put on my website that i would have prices and payment info ready to go by april1???? .....could this be an april fools day joke?, but no it's not......i can do it.............or it might have to become an april fools joke.........i love april fools jokes.....
        so years ago i called my husband (this is on april fools day) and he was in a meeting, nothing he couldn't step outside for a minute...right?...so i told him that somebody named mr. lyon had called and wanted him to call him back, gary's like.."i'm in a meeting can it wait?"...i said.."i don't know the guy sounded kind of mad, but call whenever"....so gary sighs "sigh"...and says "ok, let me call him now"...i give him the number and i hang up.....the number was to the zoo....ha ha ha.......it was hilarious.....the guys in the meeting were laughing, gary not so much, and the zoo probably got alot of those calls that day......i can hear the zoo now.."no, mr lion is busy eating mr deer, would you rather talk to mr bear?"...ha ha ha....by the way the zoo now has an automated answering machine..........
         another one was when i was with the grands and we made "brownies"......no, not those brownies, i was with the grands.....these were "brown- E's"......e's that they painted brown....ha ha.....we put them on a plate and they took them to school....so funny.....ha ha ha
        another really good one that keeps on getting people is "i have a leak"....well it's really "i have a leek"...ya know the veggie.......i put it in a sink and had a teacher call the custodian telling them, "there's a leak in the sink"....priceless....your neighbors car....."hey you've got a leak under your car"....ha ha....the fun goes on and on............i have found that with the leek you have to leave the tag on it that says it's a leek,... alot of people don't know what they look like....
          so back to streamlining .......one thing at a time...right...and hopefully that thing isn't connected to another thing that's connected to another thing, etc.........just plugging along.......be groovy!

©bobbi plentovich "there's a leak in the sink" 2020 prismacolour and pencil on paper 8 1/2" x 11"